yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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