We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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