school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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