Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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