She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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