Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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