hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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