So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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