i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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