Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
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