I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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