Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
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