Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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