This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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