People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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