ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
His nipple licking is glorious
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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