I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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