It's Friday. Sex?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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