I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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