He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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