The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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