Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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