let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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