You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
What changed your mind?
Being sober
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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