woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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