$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
please don't ironically join a cult
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