He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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