Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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