my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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