jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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