Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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