After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
