Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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