i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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