Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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