How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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