the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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