Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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