He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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