i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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