Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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