Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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