Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
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