just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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