Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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