that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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