my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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