and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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