Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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