Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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