In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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