Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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