On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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