Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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