You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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