I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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